I’m Not Bossy
Cat · coming soon
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Warm things for real lifeOriginal products and creative giftsOwner-reviewed before publishing
12 products
Digital downloads for real life
Digital downloads, giftable products and practical things for real life — made to be useful, enjoyable and ready when you are.
Clothing channel · Printify owner review
Real Printify mockups for the approved designs. Open each card to view front, back and lifestyle slides. These are previews only while the sales channel is being connected.
Cat · coming soon
Duck · coming soon
Dog · coming soon
Raccoon · coming soon
Owl · coming soon
Frog · coming soon
Bear · coming soon
Chicken · coming soon
Bee · coming soon
Llama · coming soon
Turtle · coming soon
Penguin · coming soon
Goat · coming soon
Gift channel · owner-approved concepts
Six approved coffee artwork concepts. Real mug mockups will be added after the artwork is cleaned for production.
Coming soon · Printify mockup
Coming soon · Printify mockup
Coming soon · Printify mockup
Coming soon · Printify mockup
Coming soon · Printify mockup
Coming soon · Printify mockup
New collection · owner-supplied artwork
Twelve original designs shown across all three product types with real Printify mockups. These are owner-review previews, not published checkout products.
Baby & kids collection · owner-supplied artwork
Six cheerful baby artwork designs for shirts, onesies and gifts. Original artwork previews, kept separate from product mockups.
Baby & kids · shirt coming soon
Baby & kids · shirt coming soon
Baby & kids · shirt coming soon
Baby & kids · shirt coming soon
Baby & kids · shirt coming soon
Baby & kids · shirt coming soon
Kids & baby · shirt coming soon
Kids & baby · shirt coming soon
Kids & baby · shirt coming soon
Kids & baby · shirt coming soon
Kids & baby · shirt coming soon
Kids & baby · shirt coming soon
Kids & baby · shirt coming soon
Kids & baby · shirt coming soon
Kids & baby · shirt coming soon
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ChristmasLive now
A Christmas gift and budget tracker you print yourself: who is on the list, what you are giving them, what it costs, and what has actually been ordered and delivered — so December does not quietly cost more than you meant.
Checkout is handled by Gumroad. Your download link appears straight away and is emailed to you as well.
The shop
Everything below is selected for the EvergreenShelf collection. Digital products are ready to download; physical collections are being developed with Printify. The Nice List is already listed on Gumroad; the rest of the collection is being listed one at a time — each card shows its price, and the buttons will go live as each listing is published. Message us if you want a particular one first.
12 downloads
Ask about a productTry one of these instead — each one is a real thing we sell:
Wedding & elopement
Built for weddings under $10,000 and for two people quietly eloping. Every file opens in Google Sheets or Excel, works on a phone as well as a laptop, and uses live formulas — change one number and the rest follow.
10 downloads
Instant download$39
EvergreenShelf · .xlsx · Sheets & Excel
Best value
Six tabs in one file — budget, checklist, guest list, seating, day-of timeline and vendor contacts.
Instant download$17
EvergreenShelf · .xlsx · Sheets & Excel
Budget
40 budget lines across 12 categories. Set your total once and every target recalculates.
Instant download$12
EvergreenShelf · .xlsx · Sheets & Excel
Checklist
60 tasks ordered by how many months out they matter, with a self-counting progress bar.
Instant download$9
EvergreenShelf · .xlsx · Sheets & Excel
Guests
RSVP tracking, meal choices and plus-ones, with an automatic seat count and 12 tables to plan.
Instant download$7
EvergreenShelf · .xlsx · Sheets & Excel
Day of
The whole day hour by hour, with every supplier phone number on the same sheet.
Instant download$9
EvergreenShelf · .xlsx · Sheets & Excel
Vendors
Eight spending blocks, five quotes each — the sheet marks the lowest price and names that supplier.
Instant download$7
EvergreenShelf · .xlsx · Sheets & Excel
Photographer
35 essential shots plus 24 optional extras, grouped by when they happen, with a tick box each.
Instant download$12
EvergreenShelf · .xlsx · Sheets & Excel
Elopement
Built for two to ten people: budget, paperwork checklist, witnesses and a day timeline.
Instant download$7
EvergreenShelf · .xlsx · Sheets & Excel
Honeymoon
Eight cost blocks and a day-by-day itinerary that keeps every booking reference in one place.
Instant download$7
EvergreenShelf · .xlsx · Sheets & Excel
Payments
Every deposit and balance date in one list, with what is still owed at a glance.
Free
Not sure which one
Send us both and we will say which file you actually need — and which ones you can skip. We would rather answer first than have you buy the wrong spreadsheet.
The Micro-Wedding Planning System is the six core tabs in one file for $39 — budget tracker, checklist, guest list, seating chart, day-of timeline and vendor contacts. Each tab is also sold on its own, so you can buy only the piece you need.
Kitchen & recipes1 book
A printable recipe book with twelve everyday recipes written without added salt. Eighteen pages, as two PDFs — one A4, one US Letter — printed on your own paper; the cover calls it The Kidney-Friendly Kitchen.
This book is a collection of recipes. It is not medical advice and it is not a diet plan. Listing is being published — the buy button will point to Gumroad checkout as soon as it is live.
Instant download
How it works
Three steps, and none of them involve waiting for a parcel.
Checkout takes about a minute through Gumroad. No account with us, no subscription, no upsell.
The download link appears on screen straight after payment and lands in your email, so you can always find it again.
PDFs print at home at A4 or US Letter. Spreadsheets open in Google Sheets or Excel — just add your own numbers.
A digital file, delivered instantly. Nothing is printed, posted or stocked, and nothing arrives in the mail. Because it is a download, we cannot offer refunds once the file has been opened — so if you are unsure whether something suits you, message us first and we will tell you honestly whether it does.
Questions before you buy
Whether a file works on your phone, whether it opens in your version of Excel, or whether a planner covers what you need — ask before you buy and we will give you a straight answer.
We usually reply within a day. Real person, not a bot.